Well, I just felt like listing a few of the things that make the UK better than Ohio.
- The UK is twice as big as Ohio (242,900 sq.km versus 116,096 sq.km)
- The UK has far more population (65 million versus 11 million) making us far more productive
- The UK's GDP is far more ($2.79T versus $0.53T)
- We don't have dogs that pretend to be doctors
- Our workforces don't run on doughnuts
- We don't dip our fries in slushies
- Home Depot, Target, Kroger, and Walmart sound like esoteric destinations to us
- We don't wear buckeye necklaces
- We have proper pies, gravy, and sausage rolls
Consider this an opening salvo Tim. I look forward to your response, I imagine it will be freshly composed using your new iPad Pro.
Curse you, Mike Raven, you'll rue the day you mocked donuts.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds likely to be fair, I do love a doughnut.
DeleteHa ha! Very funny, Mike. Looks like you gave to answer, Tim.
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