Signs are no match for stupidity

Want to guess where I leaned whilst in the chip shop?

Here's a clue:

Yep.  It was hot.

Ouch.

In other news, my latest book vlog is up on my YouTube channel - I'm talking about the amazing "Betrayer" by Aaron Dembski-Bowden.  If you're a Warhammer 40k fan I strongly recommend it.

And - of no interest to anyone but myself - I finished level 147 of Candy Crush Saga.  I'd been stuck on it for over a month.  Now I'm stuck somewhere in the mid 150s.  Nothing ever changes.