So, I've just come back from a week in Bordeaux in France, and it was lovely.
But hot.
Now, for those who aren't aware, I'm from the UK, and not even the southern bit. I'm from the north, where twenty degrees Celsius (68 in Fahrenheit) is getting hot. So me choosing a place where it was regularly in the thirties - and on the day of us leaving, was due to hit 41 - wasn't the best idea. Nor was it booking a hotel without air conditioning, fortunately I rectified that on arrival and got upgraded, otherwise sleep would have been a faint hope.
But France was great, the people were great, and we saw so much cool stuff, like the Museum of Illusions, which is full of optical illusions, allowing for photos like this:
It's interesting though what things you take for granted which turn out to just not be a thing in different countries. Getting fresh, not UHT milk from a supermarket or a corner shop was seemingly impossible. And the amazing french bread that was provided along with meals never came with butter unless you asked for it (which seems like an oversight bearing in mind how much french butter is).
Nevertheless, it was a great experience.
Onto my second subject of the post, which is that I need to rebuild an audience. Not that I ever had a huge one, but letting my blog and YouTube channel atrophy for several years didn't help. And you see, I'm writing a book that I want to release by the end of the year.
It's not a clever book, or a sensible book. It's a bunch of short silly stories that make me laugh, and hopefully if you share my sense of humour, will do the same for you.
But if I'm to make my fortune selling a book, I need several hundred thousand willing fans waiting to buy it.
I thought that I might hop onto social media trends to build my audience - now, if you're not aware, Deadpool & Wolverine is in cinemas at the moment, and one of the dances, to NSync's Bye Bye Bye, is quite popular on TikTok right now.
