Jane was on a desert island in the middle of the Pacific ocean, well it was perhaps not a desert island, but it was very nice, with the sun shining and all that sort of thing.
Then a shark leaped out of the water and ate her. She tasted like chicken.
Sorry, I'm trying to stay awake, and it's a bit difficult.
You see, it's my night when I can stay up late, because in the morning I get to sleep in while my wife kindly gets up with the little one, and part of me is just determined to play on the computer for a while, because I can. But I'm really good at being asleep - I've slept on a submarine, on a jeep safari, in far too many cars to count, sofas, floors... if I get a chance to sleep, I'll sleep. Loads of TV shows, and loads of films, seriously, far too many films to count.
The key thing seems to be whether my mind is being kept active. For example, if I'm going somewhere in a car, I'll be awake, because I'm going to a place, and I'm thinking about what I'm going to do when I get there. On the way back, I've done the thing I was going to do, and unless I have a reason to be awake (like if I'm driving, for example) I'll just go to sleep.
Right now, I'm pretty tired. As I write this it's 10pm here, and basically to stay awake I need sweet stuff, or coffee. There's a bit of dinner left over, but I'm not in the mood for that, I need a shot of sugar or caffeine to keep me going.
(Writing pauses while I go and make a coffee, and eat two small chocolate balls)
(Writing continues to pause while I grab a blanket because it's getting chilly)
(The blanket smells)
(Sod it, let's crack on anyway)
I've always suspected that we aren't designed to sleep the way we do, by staying awake for sixteen to eighteen hours straight, and then sleeping all in one go. I bet that we're supposed to sleep in periods, yes perhaps with a longer period overnight, but with naps as well. It's reasonable for young children and older people to snatch forty winks in an afternoon, I bet I could get used to having a nap too.
Anyway, I'm going to struggle on :) maybe I'll push through being tired and feel better. Or maybe I'll fall asleep at my desk!
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