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TERRORS
LURKING IN THE BATHROOM!
Startled?
I should say so! 'SHAKEN' would not be putting it too strongly
either. Well, you don't expect that kind of thing early morning in
your own bathroom.
I
had exercised after breakfast, which is normal for me and quite un-
extraordinary in any way, raised a mild sweat etc. I was pleased to
have managed one whole Pull up from a dead hang position, although
two Pull ups were quite beyond my current ability. Pitifully weak I
agree, but a problem with the right shoulder has put me back as it
were.
I
have great ambitions to improve considerably!
Thereafter
with blood pulsing in my veins I retired to the bathroom, washed,
made a mental note to clean my teeth, brush my hair, find a clean
t-shirt and.......... WHAT! ?
There
on the window sill a can of deodorant stood quietly screaming in the
sunlight -
IF
INHALED - THIS PRODUCT CAN KILL!
Instinctively
I held my breath, had I inhaled any of it?
Well
no, not today, I hadn't actually used it today, but yesterday?
Maybe
this was a dream and I had actually died horribly yesterday but it
had slipped my mind? (a possible side effect of terminal deodorant
death!)
I
pinched myself. OUCH! No, that felt alive enough.
Scared
now, I wondered furiously, do I dare to use the deodorant for fear of
terminal lethality? Who would walk the dogs? I need to prep food for
the evening meal. I haven't written my exercise diary entry for
today!
I
took a grip of myself, think man dammit, presumably as long as you
take a deep breath, dash into the bathroom, spray, dash outside to
the relative safety of the garden to gulp down clean air - whilst
leaving the bathroom door and window open to vent poisonous gasses
... all should be well after say, half an hour!
Early
morning exercise is fraught with dangers it seems.
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