Firstly, my story!
It was a dark and stormy night.
Wind rattled the window panes as he looked out into the darkness.
He turned, to look at the others in the room. Sure enough, they sat, eating and talking, totally ignoring him as usual.
He sighed and walked through into the kitchen..
The kitchen was full of dirty pots and pans, and was unremarkable except for the unusually large amount of sweets sat in a bowl.
It must be Halloween, he mused, unless it's Christmas and the sweets are for gorging on whilst watching one of those dreadfully nice films. No, he decided, can't be Christmas - no tree.
Nothing of interest here.
Without making the slightest disturbance, in moments he was then sat in a dark pit, surrounded by lumps of dirty coal.
Now this is the life. This reminds me of when I was young. When I was... more active.
He passed some time, reminiscing in the coal shelter,
Later on, he went back into the house. Two of the others were drinking and laughing. whilst the third was at the front door, inviting a small robot and a ghost to help themselves to sweets.
That isn't a real ghost, he said to himself, I should know what a real ghost is.
It was the middle of the night. He sat on one of the beds in the house, next to one of the others while they slept, totally unaware of his presence.
Time to have a little fun.
He blew in their ear. They muttered and shifted in their sleep.
A few seconds went by - he blew in their other ear. This time a sleepy hand swung up as the person neatly slapped themselves in the face.
Laughing at them from only a few inches away, the humans eyes opened and they yelled in shock as they finally saw him - at such a close distance he couldn't be missed.
"Dammit it Felix! Okay, I'll feed you!"
Felix the cat padded through to the kitchen while the human, abandoning sleep, followed them to dish out some cat food.
I hope you enjoyed this story! And now, here's my Halloween costume.
|This is what happens when you decide to take a photo after a beer. All I can smell is cinnamon.|
And if you'd like to see me do the proper thing and just eat the damn shower gel...