I have been challenged by a YouTuber in the US to a five minute race to eat as many cream crackers as possible. I have many weaknesses, but eating is not one of them. Prepare to lose, CletusTCrickenberger!
Also, have you seen this news story about a elementary school teacher in Texas who wore the same disco shirt and brown tank top for forty years? The school does annual school photos, and after accidentally wearing the same tops in the first two years, he decided to repeat it for the next thirty eight. Well done Dale Irby!
And while I'm recommending things, I'm also going to recommend a blog called nobodysreadingme - it's extremely well written and very funny. Well worth a look.